dickache

When you haven’t had sex in a while but you need to you have a dickache.

Man, I haven’t had sex in so long, I have a dickache.

by Katana_HN January 6, 2023

Dickochet

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

Dickachu

Someone who sneezes while taking dick

Cranky is Dickachu

by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023

dickcheeseaholic

one who can not get enough of dickcheese. usually polish in descent and named pablo.

I need to stop with all this dickcheese because I think I am a dickcheeseaholic.
Betty was admitted into rehab because she was a dickcheeseaholic and her dad was getting tired of it.

by beauner November 29, 2004

dick ache

when a male has had an erection for an extended length of time without an orgasm, the dick can begin to ache and throb similar to that of a headache
a condition similar to blue balls but affecting the dick

I had an erection for such a long time after taking the viagra that I began to get a dick ache

by jokeme December 18, 2009

dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis

"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"

by - August 4, 2002

Dickcheck

some one who gets hit by cars and continues to think he is cool because of it...also enjoys calling jonah fat

"wow, that girl is such a dickcheck!"

by bobcheck April 10, 2010