jonah

the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
by mehoe November 05, 2019
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jonah

has smol balls but makes up with a giant pipe
jonah is good for anal
by Jonah101 August 14, 2019
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jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
by mehoe November 05, 2019
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A jonah is a very special person with very special skills like flirting with young childrens ages 7-10. He usually has a basic middle part and tends to be gay and kissing hundreds of men
by theallstar123 May 17, 2022
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Seafaring slang. Refers to somebody who's the cause of bad luck; a jinx. The bearer of bad juju.
He's a Jonah; toss him overboard or we'll all die.
by yyz113 April 15, 2008
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a retard looking mother fucker with tuna lips and a misshaped head.
jonah is a faggot
by niethan thomas January 29, 2014
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