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Dickathlon
Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”
Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
Dickathlon by Wolfany September 27, 2020
Related Words
Dickachoo • Dickchop • Dickachu • Dickacorn • dickadoodle • dickaholic • dickaroo • dickathon • dickchode • Dickacologist
Dickachu
Someone who sneezes while taking dick
Cranky is Dickachu
Dickachu by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023
dickaholism
Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."
Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."
Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."
dickaholism by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009
Dickaboo
Dickaboo by theDean_27 October 31, 2018
dickaroo
Dean is such a butt fag. I'll give him the old dickaroo because I know he loves that Ausi cock mate. Eat my cock bitch!!! Cheerio mate!
dickaroo by Stevo Ausibalz November 24, 2007
Dickacorn
Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.
Dickacorn by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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