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Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
Dickathlon by Wolfany September 27, 2020

Dickachu 

Someone who sneezes while taking dick
Cranky is Dickachu
Dickachu by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023

dickaholism 

The disease that some girls seem to have, being sluts. They like the dick a little too much.
Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."

Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."
dickaholism by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009

Dickaboo 

When one's penis pokes through the hole in their underwear.
I removed my pants after a long day and there it was, my penis, playing dickaboo with me.
Dickaboo by theDean_27 October 31, 2018

dickaroo 

Australian slang for fucking someones brains out, or giving them a sweet hunk of dick.
Dean is such a butt fag. I'll give him the old dickaroo because I know he loves that Ausi cock mate. Eat my cock bitch!!! Cheerio mate!
dickaroo by Stevo Ausibalz November 24, 2007

Dickacorn 

Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.
Dude, you are such a dick head, I bet you could be a dickacorn!
Dickacorn by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015