1. Similar to that of a "Shit-ton" or "Dick-ton" the Dikabyte is very large number of bytes.
2. 1000 Terabyte
3. An ancient clan dating back to the age of the vikings, feared for their rage and lack of mercy shown to villages it raided

Me: "Jesus Coleman, that's a ton of porn you've got on your computer!!"
Coleman: "No joke man, I can't get enough of it"
Me: "I can see that, it really is a shit-ton of porn dude"
Coleman: "As of last week I went over 1000 terabytes of downloaded porn..."
Me: "Wait!! You don't mean..."
Coleman: "That's right, I have over a dikabyte of porn on several different hard drives"

Dikabyte by Tarheels364 April 24, 2014

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dickbite

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.

He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.

dickbite by greg9255 March 7, 2016

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Dickable

Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.

"Did you get a taste of those Dr. Samuel Tran's Corn Fed Wood Fired Dickables?"

"Hey...my dog doesn't Hev any Melk in his Pellowcase..."

Dickable by PAWUM October 20, 2009

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dickabetes

Dickabetes (noun) ;

Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)

When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.

One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.

Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.

That girl keeps looking at my crotch. I think shes suffering from dickabetes.

dickabetes by Shasta P. McNasty May 28, 2016

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