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Dick Hot 

1. Extremely hot outside
2. Someone ridiculously good looking
3. Another way of saying it's hot as balls out here
1. You're so dick hot right now.
2. It is dick hot out/in here.
Dick Hot by TimJack October 20, 2007

Spit-on-your-dick hot 

When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.
That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot
Spit-on-your-dick hot by Jhoe December 9, 2005

Hot Dick 

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!
“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”
Hot Dick by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019

hot dick 'n cider 

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
hot dick 'n cider by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006

Hot Dick 

When a guy has an untreated STD(s) and gives it to others through unprotected sex.
Ew! You had sex with Travis? He has a hot dick. You better get yourself tested.
Hot Dick by Kankake Storm November 10, 2015

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK 

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it
on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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