When you’re married,and afraid to get divorced,so you go on Facebook to scope for strange dick...In addition,you act like you’re single,and put for a relationship status that you’re “In a Relationship”,when your sorry ass is in reality,married...”Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that strange dick you’re dicking down worth it?”...”Is the strange dick worth jeopardizing your marriage?”..............”Fuck,yeah,it is!”

“I don’t want regular dick.”....”I want strange dick(even with all of the STD’s,and COVID-19 floating around!)”....”Fuck it,and everyone else(as long as I get what I want!)”.

Strange Dick by jim6471 November 1, 2020

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strange dick

When you have sex with someone you don't know.

Yo them Delaware girls are all about that strange dick bro.

strange dick by Bluesteel904 October 19, 2017

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Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.

Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.

Chronic Strangle Dick by jiffnep April 1, 2022

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Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

Stranger Dick by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024

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Dick Don’t Pay For Strange

You know that.

Dick Don’t pay for strange you know that

Dick Don’t Pay For Strange by Steven Anita Smith December 9, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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