dick sprinkler

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.

There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.

by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

Sprinkler Dick

The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.

Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.

by Travis & Dena April 15, 2011

sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".

Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.

by cdp101 November 22, 2011

dick sprinkles

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.

Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there

by KnivinIVAN January 20, 2017

Dick sprinkles

When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles

Jeff check ur pocket watd u find? Nothing? Dick sprinkler got u again?? Dick sprinkles

by HoneyZBamBam May 27, 2021

Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said

by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017