sprinkler dick

When you're taking a piss and the end of your dick stays squeezed shut, making the piss spray in several different non-toilet directions.

Not to be confused with the "spray and pray".
Dude, my gf keeps gettin' on my case cause i accidentally pee on the seat!

I know that feel bro, it's called sprinkler dick.
by cdp101 November 23, 2011
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