Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.
Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
by RJH2 May 24, 2016
When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
by RJH2 December 03, 2016
Photographic Popular Culture Memory. Perfect recall of arcane popular culture facts from the distant past. Typically involving sit-coms, movies, actors, politics etc from 3 to 5 decades ago.
Rich: What kind of rims are you getting for your suped-up 450 Lex?
Grove: Daytons bruh, Daytons.
Rich: Daytons? How do you know that's a thing? I had to google that.
Grove: Didn't you see Menace 2 Society?
Rich: Yeah, in 1993. You're on the spectrum. You've got PPCM.
Grove: Daytons bruh, Daytons.
Rich: Daytons? How do you know that's a thing? I had to google that.
Grove: Didn't you see Menace 2 Society?
Rich: Yeah, in 1993. You're on the spectrum. You've got PPCM.
by RJH2 June 06, 2019