Urban Dictionary: Definitions by RJH2

PPCM

Photographic Popular Culture Memory. Perfect recall of arcane popular culture facts from the distant past. Typically involving sit-coms, movies, actors, politics etc from 3 to 5 decades ago.

Rich: What kind of rims are you getting for your suped-up 450 Lex?

Grove: Daytons bruh, Daytons.

Rich: Daytons? How do you know that's a thing? I had to google that.

Grove: Didn't you see Menace 2 Society?

Rich: Yeah, in 1993. You're on the spectrum. You've got PPCM.

PPCM by RJH2 June 6, 2019

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Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

Sprinkler Dick by RJH2 December 3, 2016

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Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

Boner Bungee by RJH2 May 24, 2016

Word of the Day on June 1, 2016

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