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dick in the shade 

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.
A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.

Dickshake 

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.
Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.
Dickshake by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

Dickshake 

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns
Dickshake by gbd199 October 29, 2020

Chocolate Dickshake 

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.
"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

dicksuaded 

I think ill give chris another chance. He really dicksuaded me last night
dicksuaded by Chrispbacon84 April 8, 2021

dickshare 

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.
He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.
dickshare by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015