dick rice

A slang term for crabs

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.

by AJasdf March 4, 2008

Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

Dicks over rice

A term used to describe the desperation for dick.

Friend #1 I have no food, do I go shopping or go on a date?
Friend #2 Dicks over rice

by uhhuhmonkay February 20, 2019

rice dick

A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.

She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.

by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

Rice dick

The act of shoving a single grain of rice up a dickhole, then cumming soy sauce down an Asian's throat.

rice dick rice Asians

John felt like he needed his night with his girlfriend to go smoothly, so he practiced the rice dick many times.

by imalime October 9, 2016

B-rice Dick

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.

Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.

by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018

Rice Dick

Slang term for a small Asian penis.

Chang unfortunately fit the stereotype about Asian men having rice dicks.

by DubUEmAEf December 3, 2025