dick rice 

A slang term for crabs

Dude, don't sleep with that chick. She's got the dick rice.

dick rice by AJasdf March 4, 2008

rice dick 

A tiny penis that cannot promote moose knuckling or gapping as it is too small to overstretch the inner labia (labia minora) and too thin to separate the outer labia (labia majora). The opposite of horse cock.

She barely noticed the penetration of his rice dick.

rice dick by Insectdiet May 18, 2004

B-rice Dick 

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.

Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.

B-rice Dick by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018

Rice dick 

The act of shoving a single grain of rice up a dickhole, then cumming soy sauce down an Asian's throat.

rice dick rice Asians

John felt like he needed his night with his girlfriend to go smoothly, so he practiced the rice dick many times.

Rice dick by imalime October 9, 2016

Rice Dick

Slang term for a small Asian penis.

Chang unfortunately fit the stereotype about Asian men having rice dicks.

Rice Dick by DubUEmAEf December 3, 2025

Rice Crispy Dick

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.

Brian: "Suck on my rice crispy dick bitch! Its delicious!!"

Megan: "I love rice crispy treats!!"

Rice Crispy Dick by rcd101 March 29, 2009

rice krispy dick 

An STD that is on the penis that makes it look like a rice krispy.... dick

Tyler:Yo i banged my girl with this rice krispy dick.She didnt even know.

Kevin: Eww dude what the fuck.

rice krispy dick by Nonricekrispydick September 15, 2019