Unimpressive

Not awe inspiring.
This definition.

When I couldn't find unimpressive in the urban dictionary my first thought was "that's an unimpressive dictionary."

Unimpressive by Alexander Smart July 19, 2018

Decidedly unimpressive 

Ben Pierce’s penis

“I already told you my dick is decidedly unimpressive.”

“It’s like a volcano in the Adirondacks.”

Decidedly unimpressive by Whimsyravioli July 24, 2018

unimpressment 

the state of not being impressed by a person or the action they performed.

this is a face of unimpressment.

i am unimpressed with your actions

unimpressment by karrrraaaahhh August 10, 2010

Unimprestige 

The high level of respect with which one's indifference is regarded by others.

Rob earned much unimprestige from his friends as he nonchalantly walked past a car crash.

Unimprestige by ZephWilliams August 21, 2011

Unimpressment 

A moment between two people, when one person is unimpressed with the other person. OMJ.

the woman who was doing my hair didn't seem impressed with all my texting...im pretty sure i jiggled at one point of laughter oops i forgive her moment of unimpressment...

Unimpressment by Omj...barrison September 29, 2011

Unimpressionment 

A face made when your boss is completely unimpressed and cannot change the expression on his face.

"Mark, This is the face of unimpressionment."

Unimpressionment by Soldin May 3, 2016