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Dick Ranch 

A term used to describe an undesireable location. An Australian adaption of the term ''Cock Farmer''. Dick Rancher can also be used to decribe an undesireable person.
Dude this place is a dick ranch lets get out of here

i hate that place, its a total Dick Ranch.

Man i hate that guy, he's a total dick rancher
Dick Ranch by Boxymal June 13, 2013

Dick Ranch 

My dick ranch got all on her face!

Ranch Dick 

A dick, which has already been busted, dripped with cum such as to create the impression of being dipped in ranch. (Goes great with carrots and celery).
Jeannie: "I'm like obsessed with ranch dick".
Leonard: "You do you, bro!"
Ranch Dick by RanchDickLover69 October 14, 2018

Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.
What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...
Dicklauncher by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011

Dickrancher 

1(noun) A female who has sexual relations with serveral males in a small time period. Side effects are (1) multiple children from multiple male partners (2) dangerously high percentage of contracting STD's (3) being broke with serveral children and complaining about being broke. (4) vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard and contracts foul fishy odor. To help population control and contracting a STD avoid Dickranchers at all cost.
That girl sscrewed 10 guys last month,she's a dickrancher
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026