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Dick Picking 

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis
"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you
"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."
Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"
dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Dick-picked 

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
Dick-picked by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Dick Pickerell 

When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.
Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.

Dick Pickin’ 

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.
“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”
Dick Pickin’ by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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