dick pat

When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.

"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.

dick pat by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017

Dick pic pat 

April 4th is national dick pic pat day! Send dick pics to all your buddies!

Dick pic Pat:
A person created from gay parents.

Dale: Hey man it’s April 4th!
Jake Tonn: eeewwwwwww

Dick pic pat by Take Jonn December 15, 2019

Pat that dick 

Nice job, well done or good work

You passed your midterm?!? Pat that dick bro!

Pat that dick by Dick pat danny May 14, 2018

dick patrol 

A gang led by Beth Thomas

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"

dick patrol by Yoman11 March 15, 2014

split-dick patty 

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

Dick Patrick 

One who Wears Extreme High Waters with non matching socks, and is a total douche.
Also completely ignorant to the duties of thier job and pawns thier work off.

Hey, did you see those pants jim had on?
Yeah they looked like Capri's!
They were totally "Dick Patricks"

Dick Patrick by tile queen July 3, 2009

dick patty 

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

dick patty by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004