dick nudge 

to nudge some one or something with a male private part. doesn't have to be bare

dude i totally just dick nudged that chair

dick nudge by brandonscott January 1, 2013

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

Nude Beach Dick by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

texan dickfudge 

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

texan dickfudge by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

dickfudge 

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus

Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!

dickfudge by Calli Killa April 17, 2006

dicknugget 

1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"

"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"

dicknugget by tendonitis October 19, 2008

dicknugget 

someone whos walks into a room and picks things up to look at them then just drops them on the floor for someone else to pick up

1. Man Randy's Girlfriend was a dicknugget today
2. Jaime is such a bad dicknugget

dicknugget by Spooginator December 12, 2008

DickNugget 

It means when you a fucking pussy , Retarded or Gay

Tim: Yo Bruko Jojo is such a fucking DickNugget
Bruko: i fucking agree you DickNugget

It means You a fucking pussy , retarded or Gay

DickNugget by SmallShrimpNegro December 31, 2019