dick nudge

to nudge some one or something with a male private part. doesn't have to be bare

dude i totally just dick nudged that chair

by brandonscott January 1, 2013

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Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

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texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

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dickfudge

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus

Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!

by Calli Killa April 17, 2006

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1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"

"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"

by tendonitis October 19, 2008

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