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Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."
Nude Beach Dick by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

texan dickfudge 

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.
Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

dickfudge 

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus
Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!
dickfudge by Calli Killa April 17, 2006

dicknugget 

1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
~or~
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
dicknugget by tendonitis October 19, 2008

dicknugget 

someone whos walks into a room and picks things up to look at them then just drops them on the floor for someone else to pick up
1. Man Randy's Girlfriend was a dicknugget today
2. Jaime is such a bad dicknugget
dicknugget by Spooginator December 12, 2008

DickNugget 

It means when you a fucking pussy , Retarded or Gay
Tim: Yo Bruko Jojo is such a fucking DickNugget
Bruko: i fucking agree you DickNugget

It means You a fucking pussy , retarded or Gay
DickNugget by SmallShrimpNegro December 31, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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