dick mayo 

well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again

ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo

dick mayo by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 8, 2021

Mayo Dick 

The Term Mayo Dick is that similar to the term Ketchup Dick as it relates to firefighters. A mayo dick on the other hand is typically a Burned out EMT, Paramedic or First Responder. A typical mayo dick is an individual who feels Fire Departments are pointless and waste taxpayer dollars to have shiny new trucks and fancy gear. Most mayo dicks feel EMS is the only public service that should be funded by municipalities. A mayo dick will typically be white and jiggly and have done the bare minimum when it comes to exercise. You can often times find a mayo dick sitting with their feet up in a lazy chair getting off to the shows Trauma, Live Fire or night watch.

I had the worst shift today. My MAYO DICK of a partner complained the entire day about Fire.

Mayo Dick by Ilovecats99 April 7, 2022

mayo dick 

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

mayo dick by Dax lions September 10, 2016