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Dick Massage 

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
Dick Massage by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

dick massager 

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.
dick massager by dick massager November 18, 2009

Dick Messages 

This would usually have connotations of a Dick Pic, however, it is not. In reality, a Dick Message is when you send three messages on a row which resemble that of a dick and balls.
Ben: I couldn’t stop laughing last night after Jeremy pointed out I kept replying to him in Dick Messages.
Dick Messages by will-tryers April 3, 2019

massager dick 

A penis that combined with the right rhythmic movement more easily incites an orgasm by being a length that more directly hits the G-spot in vaginal sex, or the prostate during gay anal sex. And may also cause ejaculation.
Considering how quickly his partner orgasmed and ejaculated at the sex party, he must have that massager dick.
massager dick by LeNair Xavier February 25, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026