dick massage: a full blown hand job.
by SaRaH2572 October 6, 2005
1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.
2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.
1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.
2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.
2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.
by dick massager November 18, 2009
Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020
A penis that combined with the right rhythmic movement more easily incites an orgasm by being a length that more directly hits the G-spot in vaginal sex, or the prostate during gay anal sex. And may also cause ejaculation.
Considering how quickly his partner orgasmed and ejaculated at the sex party, he must have that massager dick.
by LeNair Xavier February 26, 2023