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dick loogi 

When a man (prior to ejaculation) places the tip of his penis in front of the girls (left or right) nostril then cums therefore shooting a straight line into her nasal cavity and down her throat causing her to cough it up. Much like a regular loogie only its entirely made up of cum instead of mucus. Essentially the reverse version of cummy nose
Example of a dick loogi
*girl and guy are fornicating and prior to ejaculation the man puts his dick up to the girl nostril*
Guy: *moaning in pleasure after ejaculating into girls nose*
Girl: *choking and gagging on semen when she finally hacks up a big wad of it out of her mouth*
dick loogi by EKUL12100 July 28, 2016
Words you can keep

dick loogie 

male ejaculate, also referred to as semen, jizz and cum
This chick was slobbin my knob when I shot a dick loogie on her face--she was blind for three hours
dick loogie by Chillmode May 9, 2006

dick loogie 

Dick Loogie is another term for cum shot aka Protein shot aka dick yogurt
She got on her knees and I shot my dick loogie all over her face.
dick loogie by Chillmode May 10, 2006

dick loogie 

Synonym for skid mark, dip shit, and/or ass lick. An inaffectionate term for a person displaying the unrelenting characteristics of a complete and utter douche.
Dude! Quit being such an friggin dick loogie!
dick loogie by Moiski June 16, 2011

Dick-slap Logic 

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.
My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.
Dick-slap Logic by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Dickologist 

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.
"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".
Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

dickologist 

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!
Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!
dickologist by n2funsd February 3, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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