When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

Dick for daycare by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

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Dick For Dubs

This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.

Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.

Dick For Dubs by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018

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Dick for brains

when someone is fucked in the head

yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head

Dick for brains by deeekayyy December 20, 2008

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Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

Dick for days by HRM SMK April 24, 2008

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Dick for Danfoss

When the ETO with mummy issues run's out of Danfoss spares and is willing to take anyones dick in his mouth for spare parts. As long as he can keep his eyes closed.

Dave ETO " Hi Tom I have ran out of those KFR seals, I thought I had a box full "
Tom 2/E " It just so happens I have a box full, on your knee's you piece of shit its Dick for Danfoss time"

Dick for Danfoss by ERhardons March 20, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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