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dick fluffer 

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.
"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"
dick fluffer by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

dick fluffles 

The fluff of ones penis after having spent a day in tight underwear.
Damn I've got some bad dick fluffles after last night and Tony's

fluffy dick 

When you nut so hard you become Asian and your dick is super fluffy now.
I fucked this Swedish housemaid super hard and now I think I have a fluffy dick.
fluffy dick by Cuntfusser December 19, 2017

deckfluff 

a common boating term used to describe a woman or group of women who's purpose is to look good in bikini's on ones boat.
Dudes got more deckfluff than horsepower on that rig!
deckfluff by KG;) January 24, 2011

Dickfluff 

Warm seman type substance that drizzle out of the penis when teased, played with and is fully erected, but is not in fact cum
Dude this girl teased me like crazy the dickfluff that came from penis was intence
Dickfluff by Corey Sinopoli March 14, 2009

dockfluffer 

Someone who loves to suck the owner of a boats asshole while making up stories.
I was at the marina at spring break and I couldn't believe all the dockfluffers!
dockfluffer by Okmarhs April 9, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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