dick faced 

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

dick faced by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

dick faced 

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

dick faced by Eskimo November 26, 2007

Dick faced mother fucker 

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

Dick faced mother fucker by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

dick faced cockmaster 

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

dick faced cockmaster by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Dick faced bitch 

An ugly bitch

"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "

"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"

Dick faced bitch by #NGA March 8, 2017

dick faced cockmaster 

1) one who implies that the reciever of such a statement is in fact a homosexual who isnt very nice

Shut the fuck up you dick faced cockmaster

dick faced cockmaster by sheezy boy February 14, 2003

dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"

James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!

dick faced fucking cunt by Anonymous April 8, 2003