Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 19, 2019

Dick Dry

1. No one is in your DM’s

2. No one is in your Pussy/ on your Dick
3. Simply no one likes you

Girl: Alex hasn’t texted me.

Boy: Really? And didn’t Riley skip on your dick appointment?
Girl: Yeah.

Bro: Wow you are dick dry.

by Justasaying May 20, 2019

Dick Dry

The act of someone's dick being too dry,even with lube itll still go in the pussy dry.

"Damn James's dick was so dick dry"

by Cashmoney420 December 03, 2016

dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

Dick dry heaving

When a male has previously came and either continues to fuck or have his dick sucked and nothing comes out.

Dry heaving is another word for refractory period sex

Man i was dick dry heaving lastnight after I nutted on Jennifer the first time. She wanted to suck my dick and have me bust in her mouth but nothing came out

by Penisclacker45 November 26, 2018

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 04, 2023

dry dick

to dry dick means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in sexual intercourse. Lit. One's dick has become dry from a lack of sex.

Man, I've been dry dicking it for the last three weeks!

Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.

Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!

by ouattw3lp August 09, 2011