dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

dick dirt by Danobobano October 20, 2005

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

dick dirt by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

dirt dick 

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

dirt dick by 67XLCH May 14, 2009

dirt dick 

a dirty(not literaly)person and also a dick, IN ONE. not like a dirty dick.. this is a word u call some one

KIA|ZULU : im tho l33t i will ban u all from my thervorz
|F3aR|bLiTz: no one cares bout kia servers u dirt dick
|KIA|Zombie: but he cleans his dick, i know he does
|F3aR|Dr3ad: OH MY GOD KIA DIRT DICKS, SUCH GAYZ

eg 2
*ronaldo trips C.Ronaldo*
C ronaldo : RONALDO U DIRT DICK

dirt dick by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

Dirt Dick 

When you're copulating outside, and she goes to finish you off while having dirt on her hand that is transferred to the penis during the final stage of busting a nut all over her beautiful punkass face

Present participle: when he has dirt on his dick and he puts it into a woman. She has then been dirt dicked

While she was giving him a blowjob on the rough trail, a little bit of dirt got on her hand . When she touched his penis, she transferred it thereby giving him dirt dick.

Dirt Dick by AgoraX May 15, 2018

Dirt Dick 

An attractive male who is aware of their attractiveness and continues to be thirsty for females whilst having a girlfriend.

"Mitch just texted me "what's up" at 2:48 am"
"Oh he a dirt dick"

Dirt Dick by SwaggyJase May 22, 2017

orange dirt dick 

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

orange dirt dick by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023