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Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

dick dirt by Danobobano October 20, 2005

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dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

dick dirt by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

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dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

dirt dick by 67XLCH May 14, 2009

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dirt dick

a dirty(not literaly)person and also a dick, IN ONE. not like a dirty dick.. this is a word u call some one

KIA|ZULU : im tho l33t i [will ban u all from my thervorz
|F3aR|bLiTz: no one cares bout kia servers u dirt dick
|KIA|Zombie: but he cleans his dick, i know he does
|F3aR|Dr3ad: OH MY GOD KIA DIRT DICKS, SUCH GAYZ

eg 2
*ronaldo trips C.Ronaldo*
C ronaldo : RONALDO U DIRT DICK

dirt dick by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

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Dirt Dick

When you're copulating outside, and she goes to finish you off while having dirt on her hand that is transferred to the penis during the final stage of busting a nut all over her beautiful punkass face

Present participle: when he has dirt on his dick and he puts it into a woman. She has then been dirt dicked

While she was giving him a blowjob on the rough trail, a little bit of dirt got on her hand . When she touched his penis, she transferred it thereby giving him dirt dick.

Dirt Dick by AgoraX May 15, 2018

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Dirt Dick

An attractive male who is aware of their attractiveness and continues to be thirsty for females whilst having a girlfriend.

"Mitch just texted me "what's up" at 2:48 am"
"Oh he a dirt dick"

Dirt Dick by SwaggyJase May 22, 2017

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orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

orange dirt dick by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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