dickdirt 

the underwear cheese found under the helmet of your dick

its pretty bad when your dickdirt

dickdirt by sam January 10, 2004

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

dick dirt by Danobobano October 20, 2005

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

dick dirt by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

Dickdict 

someone who is addicted to being a massive dickhead- a dickdict!

Your such dickdict!!!!!!!!!! Why the heck did u do that again?!? I think your running out of ways to annoy me...

Dickdict by Outrageous 1992 March 4, 2009

Dickdicted 

Addicted to that dick.

John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.

Dickdicted by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

Dickditch 

Noun
Slang term for vagina

Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.

Dickditch by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023