dickdirt

the underwear cheese found under the helmet of your dick

its pretty bad when your dickdirt

by sam January 10, 2004

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

by Danobobano October 20, 2005

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

Dickdict

someone who is addicted to being a massive dickhead- a dickdict!

Your such dickdict!!!!!!!!!! Why the heck did u do that again?!? I think your running out of ways to annoy me...

by Outrageous 1992 March 4, 2009

Dickdicted

Addicted to that dick.

John be off Tiffany's nuts so hard, I swear that boy is dickdicted and he ain't even smashed yet.

I beat them guts so legitly , that hoe Aaron will buy me whatever I ask for. She dickdicted and can't handle the withdrawals from saying no.

by MASTER ROZENBURG November 2, 2016

Dickditch

Noun
Slang term for vagina

Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.

by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023