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Dick Ducking 

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

Dick docking 

is where two men stick their dicks together using their skin of their penis' and a little bit of spit.
God damn son, come over here with that tasty little weiner of yours and we will begin some crazy ass dick docking boo
Dick docking by D-No October 16, 2008

dick ducking 

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature
Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

Dick docking 

The act of shoe horning in tik tok videos into all other media as if it is not complete tween targeted embarrassing content
Man, scrolling through r/funny, wall to wall dick docking, either Reddit's average user is an 11 year old girl or dick dock needs it's own sub for people that have had a brain injury.
Dick docking by Fresh_gumbo January 30, 2021

Dick ducking 

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it
Dick ducking by Posley January 20, 2023

dicking dick 

A phrase to describe a person who likes to be an asshole
You are such a dicking dick! Donald Trump is such a dicking dick.