dick cap 

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

dick cap by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Cap Dick 

An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.

Any town, any time, any place USA you can find some dude acting or looking like a cap dick.

Cap Dick by Tara Jacobs February 1, 2008

bust a cap in yo dick

1. The act of shooting someone up there dick hole

2. beating someones dick until it turns purple then giving the dick a hand job

1. Damn fool, i goin' bust a cap in yo dick!

2. Holy shit that mother fucker busted a cap in my dick last night!

bust a cap in yo dick by Jake Jon April 7, 2007

Dick Caps 

A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.

This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!

Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!

Dick Caps by Roe Jeis February 22, 2011

dick capital 

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

dick capital by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018

Hamster Skin Dick Cape 

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

Hamster Skin Dick Cape by joe920joe October 17, 2011

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun 

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)

Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun by Acko Morales March 11, 2021