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dick canoe 

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.
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Dick douche canoe 

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
Dick douche canoe by Willie June 11, 2021

I'm as serious as dick cancer 

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

Black Dick Cancer

When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
When a black man sticks his dick in a white woman.
-She now has black dick cancer

dick cancer 

Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.

"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
dick cancer by The Wok April 20, 2008

Dick cancer 

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
Dick cancer by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018

cancer dick 

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.
Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.
cancer dick by Zippie January 2, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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