dick canoe

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.
by MTYBargainedForYet July 05, 2017
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 12, 2021
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