dick canoe
A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
dick canoe by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017
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Dick douche canoe
Dick douche canoe by Willie June 11, 2021
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I'm as serious as dick cancer
The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
Black Dick Cancer
When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
Black Dick Cancer by Dr. Black Dick Cancer July 23, 2019
dick cancer
Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.
Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.
Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."
"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
dick cancer by The Wok April 20, 2008
Dick cancer
a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
Dick cancer by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018
cancer dick
cancer dick by Zippie January 2, 2006
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