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dicklength
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"
Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013
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dickless trap
Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022
Dickle
Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012
Dickle Whip
Dickle Whip by AcidRain September 16, 2012
Decillionaire
N. One whose wealth is estimated at a decillion or decillions (as of dollars) - decillionaireably adv. -decillionaireable adj.
You was talking to Decillionaire,but what was the business of the networking that was happening of the society of them ballin' clubs?
Decillionaire by Dear Vigintillionaire family October 13, 2012
dichlorodifluoromethane
dichlorodifluoromethane known as r12 or freon 12 was used in household refrigeration air conditioning car air conditioning commercial refrigeration and air conditioning before it was phased out in the 1990s due to concerns of ozone layer destruction and replaced by tetrafluoroethane know as r134a and other ozone safe refrigerants
dude my car air conditioner has dichlorodifluoromethane r12 in it and it cools really well should i upgrade to r134a
no man your car air conditioner was designed for dichlorodifluoromethane your system is not leaking theres no need to upgrade from r12 to r134a r12 is superior to r134a with the best cooling you can get stay with r12 you will be a lot happier
dude i never thought of it that way wow
no man your car air conditioner was designed for dichlorodifluoromethane your system is not leaking theres no need to upgrade from r12 to r134a r12 is superior to r134a with the best cooling you can get stay with r12 you will be a lot happier
dude i never thought of it that way wow
dichlorodifluoromethane by littlejimmie March 4, 2019
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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