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A.K.A. dimdots
(Verb)
demote or derank (esp. in Mahjong Soul).
Dimdot all the way down to adept.
Stop dimdotting.
dimdot by bestara August 11, 2021

Dickotry 

The careful art or act of being a dick.
Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.
Dickotry by chordstricken December 8, 2007

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
A town in Oxfordshire that EVERYONE in the Uk passes through on the train at some point in their lives(Didcot Parkway), but never actually stops off at.
Has got unrecognisably better in the last few years, with a new town centre and new housing developments.

Unfortunately still full of chavs....We're working on it.
Prep 1: Sorry I'm late!
Prep 2: It's ok, why are you though?
Prep 1: Train got delayed at didcot parkway, got to play 'spot the non chav' during the wait though. Want to go shopping now we're in Oxford?
Prep 2: YAHH DAHLING
Didcot by SamuelC May 9, 2012

College Graduate Dichotomy 

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.
Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

False dichotomy 

Two ideas presented as the exclusive set of options when more options exist.
“‘Stay faithful, or stay single’ is what I always say.”
“False dichotomy, dude—what if you’re poly?”
False dichotomy by zzach64 October 12, 2018