The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
1. A car with one headlight clearly dimmed and the other normal.
2. A game played in the car - when one sees a "dimdoodle" one smacks the roof of the car and yells, "DIMDOODLE OMG LOLOL" and the last to smack the roof takes off an article of clothing. Often played alongside <i>PERDIDDLE</i>. Rules vary car to car.
And suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a truck is spotted in the rearview mirror with one headlight much dampened (so to say.. less bright). Quickly the spotted yelps, "DIMDOODLE!" and smacks the roof of the car, and the others in the car respond as quickly as possible by doing the same. The last to hit the roof perhaps utters some profanity and removes an article of clothing.
A hot spanish teacher, that flirts with her students. Occasionally she wears no underwear and sometimes her vagina is flashed. Tends to be a milf, a single woman, divorcee, or married, but bored with it.
Mrs. Maria, is such a dildotto puss. Everyday that dildotto puss looks at me funny. Did you see dildotto puss's homework assignment?