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diaperwad

A "surprise" pulled out of a diaper by the kid ( or adult) who is wearing it and either smudged on the wall or handed to the responsible adult on scene.
I was babysitting Stan's son last night, and while I was watching football that dumbass kid threw his diaperwad right at my face. So I threw one back at him.
by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008
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diaperwhipped

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.
"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."
by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007
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diapered

Having diapers on. Actively wearing diapers. With diapers.
In each baby crib was a diapered baby.

The caregivers changed the children in the bathroom before bedtime, and each child emerged diapered.

I quickly diapered the babies before taking them out in the double stroller.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 11, 2006
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diapergagger

One who gags while changing diapers.
Ben's wife told him "you are such a diapergagger" when he began gagging while changing his childs diaper.
by stankbuster July 25, 2016
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Diaperass

When one's ass looks like they are wearing a diaper. Most seen on females, very rare for a male to have a diaperass.

A diaperass could also be extremely saggy butt cheeks as long as your ass looks like a diaper.

A way to show off the diaperass look is pulling your pants up higher than normal.
1. I dare you to go tap that diaperass.

2. Why do I have such a diaperass?
by PriestIsBeast36 October 22, 2008
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Dinkerwad

Term used for a rag, or a wad of toliet paper used to wipe your penis off with after masturbating or pissing.
Example.) Josh! Quit leaving your dinkerwads in ur pants pocket! I end up having to pull them out after they have gone through the wash.

Example 2.) Quit being a freaking dinkerwad Maria!
by Joshua E January 9, 2008
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Diaperhead

An Arab/Muslim with a turban.
Ron: You think he's got a bomb under
that thing?

Hank: Damn diaperheads bombing our country.
by joseee93 October 8, 2008
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