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Diaperass 

When one's ass looks like they are wearing a diaper. Most seen on females, very rare for a male to have a diaperass.

A diaperass could also be extremely saggy butt cheeks as long as your ass looks like a diaper.

A way to show off the diaperass look is pulling your pants up higher than normal.
1. I dare you to go tap that diaperass.

2. Why do I have such a diaperass?
Diaperass by PriestIsBeast36 October 22, 2008
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unless he's wearing diapers 

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!
Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

cloth diapers 

Cloth diapers are diapers that can be laundered and used over and over again, multiple times. Fashioned out of soft absorbent material such as flannel, birdseye cotton, or gauze, cloth diapers are most commonly fastened with safety pins and worn with protective waterproof panties over top. Traditional old-fashioned cloth diapers are rectangle or square in shape, sheet styled in appearance, and require folding in order to be used on a baby or child. Standard traditional cloth diapers are white in colour.
In the dayhome we strictly used cloth diapers on all of the children.

The kids ran around inside the home wearing nothing but rubber pants and cloth diapers.

The child toddled around in loosely pinned cloth diapers.
cloth diapers by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 11, 2006
(1)- Diapers are those ever so wonderful little things that have been around forever, and that are used on the bottoms of babies. They are the "catch all" apparel of any babies wardrobe or layette. Diapers, usually white in colour, rectangular in shape, and fashioned out of either a washable, or disposable type of material or fabric, are brought up between a baby's legs and fastened at the sides (near a baby's hips), with either safety pins (diaper pins), or sticky tabs, depending on which type of diapers one is using. Usually fairly bulky by design, diapers remain to be the most popular and simplistic method used today to contain the waste of babies under the age of 3 years.

(2)- Diaper design, a design which incorporates a geometric pattern, (diamond pattern), that can be found on much older English styled brick manor houses dating back as far as the 1400's. Diaper design, a pattern used in the assembly of hand stitching, quilting, and doily work. Diaper design is most often refered to as "diaper pattern", or "diaper work".
"Pampers" and "Huggies", just to mention a couple of popular names behind the manufacturing of babies disposable diapers. 100% cotton cloth diapers manufactured out of flannelette, birdseye, gauze, or terry towelling. "Snugabye" brand flannelette baby diapers.
Diapers by Lorraine Jorgenson July 14, 2006

Diapression

It pertains to the state of being depressed and suffering from diabetes.
This condition often arises in people with emotional eating disorders.
Ado: You are binge eating again?
Ash: I am depressed, ok...
Ado: ...and diabetic...
Ash: yes, but...
Ado: You have diapression...
Ash: I-
Ado: You diapressed fuck...
Diapression by Roger Bernardine October 27, 2019

Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson
Gold Plated Diapers by Kutcher March 26, 2009

Diapersniper 

Someone who expresses obvious interest in forming a relationship significantly younger than them. It's a compound word with "diaper" referring to youth and "sniper" referring to genuine interest (on the prowl).
I caught Mr. Platt flirting with a grade nine girl today. What a diapersniper!
Diapersniper by Bob Hingle February 19, 2009
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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