diaperdandy 

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperdandy 

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004

diaper dandy 

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

diaper dandy by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

daperdandatur 

a large steam powered machine only found in the void of deceit. living creatures(even humans) can be fed into the machine on a conveyor belt and once inside they are dried out, ripped and cut into thin slices of beef jerky. mostly taken on ships into the sea of krongstad and fed to the vile sandermites to ward them off of the ship.

the daperdandatur looks much like a wood chipper with a conveyor belt leading into it, and a smoke stack on the top of it. a very industrial looking large machine

daperdandatur by borgol May 22, 2009

diaper dandy 

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

diaper dandy by urban-housey March 27, 2021