diafp 

'Die in a fire, please'

omg, this shirt is SO YOU!
diafp

diafp by xheartsgoneretro May 1, 2007

Slot Diaper 

What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.

Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.

Slot Diaper by will bitten June 6, 2017

Diaper Don 

The nickname for Donald Trump after finding out that he uses a diaper and shits his pants a lot because he takes a lot of drugs.

Did you hear about Diaper Don?

Diaper Don by urmommagetsbangedbymedaily November 27, 2020

soap diaper 

A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.

After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.

soap diaper by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

Diaper Don 

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.

Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.

Diaper Don by Trey1234L November 14, 2020

diaper don 

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.

Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.

diaper don by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017