dftfh 

Drinking From The Fire Hose
TLA for any situation where a very large flow of information is coming your way, and you have to retain some part while simultaneously keeping from being overwhelmed.

"John has two weeks to learn how to do a whole new job. He's really DFTFA"

dftfh by R. Bemrose July 16, 2005

DTFH 

Duncan Trussell Family Hour. The best podcast ever, with the best theme song of all time, hosted by psychedelic adventurer, stand-up comedian and philosopher's advocate Duncan Trussell. Duncan hilariously, yet carefully touches on subjects from LSD to war, from political ethics to personal stories, from meditation to worldwide change. With guests such as Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz and Emil Amos, the DTFH injects life's big questions into its' listeners' minds.

I listened to DTFH at work today--that podcast is incredible!

DTFH by petergriffin2 August 13, 2012

DDTFH

Doesn't deserve the fucking Hype

Jason: Omg, Did you see Addison rae's new tiktok?
Tyler: Bruh She DDTFH , All she does is dancing
Jason: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Tyler: :/

DDTFH by Misfit6969 July 7, 2020

DFTBH 

Don't Forget To Be Happy

"DFTBA, DFTBH!" he said, right before he died a noble death.

DFTBH by WhoaXitsaninja May 27, 2010

DFLTFH 

Die From Laughing Too Fucking Hard,

basically the next version up from lol, rotfl, lmao, etc.

A: A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

b: DFLTFH!!!

DFLTFH by jmaidontknow January 2, 2006

DFTFO

Dont Forget to Fuck Off

Hey bub dont forget, What, DFTFO

DFTFO by Peg Leg Peter Head October 9, 2010

DFTF 

It means you are down for the fuck and anyone can be down for the fuck; you, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, your uncle, your teacher, your aunt, and of course your friends.

Hey man you know what I am? You guessed it. I am DFTF and you know what, so is your mom.

DFTF by dark rav January 11, 2011