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This dude walked up to me in the pub the other day and was like "Hey man" and i was like "DIFKYM"
difkym by da dewdog January 14, 2010
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don't fucking kill me. the stronger version of the acronym dkm. only used in very funny situations
guy #1: jill poo'd herself in the hottub and tryone's jail release party.

guy #2: dfkm
An acronym for “don’t fucking kill me”. Most of the time, it is used as a reaction to a funny situation, or as a reaction to something funny someone says. (comparable to “thats too funny, im dead” or “im dying, thats so funny”)
yute 1:

take in i heard Bayan made this just because he’s tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like “why would i kill you? :(“

yute 2:

dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo

when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll
dfkm by urwasteifuseethis February 2, 2020
Do You Know Your Megan Baby?
But do you have Megan knees tho??
Hey, do you know your Megan baby? (DYKYMB)
Yes “ You can keep hatin I’m poppin regardless he want a bih that Megan thee stallion don’t want you n*gga cause I want his daddy I like to switch up my style err week I gotta switch up my hair err day ian no hoe but I do be on go and I promise......”
DYKYMB by DYKYMB August 11, 2020
“This dress cost $250. DFKM.”
Dfkm by DefintionMasterkkkm December 8, 2018

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