dfkm
dfkm by wowyoureactuallyreadingmyname January 10, 2011
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dfkm
An acronym for “don’t fucking kill me”. Most of the time, it is used as a reaction to a funny situation, or as a reaction to something funny someone says. (comparable to “thats too funny, im dead” or “im dying, thats so funny”)
yute 1:
take in i heard Bayan made this just because he’s tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like “why would i kill you? :(“
yute 2:
dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo
when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll
take in i heard Bayan made this just because he’s tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like “why would i kill you? :(“
yute 2:
dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo
when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll
dfkm by urwasteifuseethis February 2, 2020
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Dfkm
Dfkm by DefintionMasterkkkm December 8, 2018
dfkm
Short for "don't fucking know man"
Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.
When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.
Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.
When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.
dfkm by BernieS4pres June 14, 2021
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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