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An acronym for “don’t fucking kill me”. Most of the time, it is used as a reaction to a funny situation, or as a reaction to something funny someone says. (comparable to “thats too funny, im dead” or “im dying, thats so funny”)
yute 1:

take in i heard Bayan made this just because he’s tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like “why would i kill you? :(“

yute 2:

dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo

when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll
dfkm by urwasteifuseethis February 2, 2020
Related Words
“This dress cost $250. DFKM.”
Dfkm by DefintionMasterkkkm December 8, 2018
Short for "don't fucking know man"

Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.

When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.
@SkySports: Arsenal have signed Shkodran Mustafi for £35,000,000.

@randomArsenalfan: dfkm
dfkm by BernieS4pres June 14, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008