dfkm 

don't fucking kill me. the stronger version of the acronym dkm. only used in very funny situations

guy #1: jill poo'd herself in the hottub and tryone's jail release party.

guy #2: dfkm

dfkm by wowyoureactuallyreadingmyname January 10, 2011

dfkm 

An acronym for “don’t fucking kill me”. Most of the time, it is used as a reaction to a funny situation, or as a reaction to something funny someone says. (comparable to “thats too funny, im dead” or “im dying, thats so funny”)

yute 1:

take in i heard Bayan made this just because he’s tired of all those white bitches who read the text, hop on urban dictionary, then hit you up like “why would i kill you? :(“

yute 2:

dfkm, he right though the hoes be trippin lmfaoooo

when she say shit like that, you know your boys were right when they said off her lollll

dfkm by urwasteifuseethis February 2, 2020

Dfkm 

Don’t. Fucking. Kill. Me.

“This dress cost $250. DFKM.”

Dfkm by DefintionMasterkkkm December 8, 2018

dfkm 

Short for "don't fucking know man"

Originated on Twitter in the mid 2010s.

When something questionable happens that you are mixed about, slightly leaning negative.

@SkySports: Arsenal have signed Shkodran Mustafi for £35,000,000.

@randomArsenalfan: dfkm

dfkm by BernieS4pres June 14, 2021