dfcuk

When autocorrect keeps changing 'fuck' to 'duck' and you get angry.

"Are you ok?"
"Duck no"
"???"
"DFCUK"

by theangryblobfish October 5, 2021

dfuck

shorter way of saying the fuck

what dfuck?

by deepblued September 7, 2019

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.

Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009

DCUK

Designer label-esque term for a duck, like FCUK.

Did you see those ducks?
Yeah, they were pathetic. Except for that yellow one.
That wasn't a duck, that was a DCUK

by Klave December 13, 2003

Dfuck

When your to amazed but want to keep the sentence short

What dfuck is that

by Them New Words May 8, 2020

mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr

when u try to smash your keyboard, but fail and type this.

Some guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (types mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr while smashing the keyboard) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Pola4ix February 3, 2022

dfoukylus

when a tv's coloring gets messed up

the tv was dfoukylus

by flakess June 30, 2003