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When autocorrect keeps changing 'fuck' to 'duck' and you get angry.
"Are you ok?"
"Duck no"
"???"
"DFCUK"
dfcuk by theangryblobfish October 5, 2021
Words you can keep
shorter way of saying the fuck
what dfuck?
dfuck by deepblued September 7, 2019

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis 

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.
Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis
Designer label-esque term for a duck, like FCUK.
Did you see those ducks?
Yeah, they were pathetic. Except for that yellow one.
That wasn't a duck, that was a DCUK
DCUK by Klave December 13, 2003
When your to amazed but want to keep the sentence short
What dfuck is that
Dfuck by Them New Words May 8, 2020

mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr 

when u try to smash your keyboard, but fail and type this.
Some guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (types mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr while smashing the keyboard) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr by Pola4ix February 3, 2022
when a tv's coloring gets messed up
the tv was dfoukylus
dfoukylus by flakess June 30, 2003
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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