dfcuk

When autocorrect keeps changing 'fuck' to 'duck' and you get angry.

"Are you ok?"
"Duck no"
"???"
"DFCUK"

dfcuk by theangryblobfish October 5, 2021

dfuck 

shorter way of saying the fuck

what dfuck?

dfuck by deepblued September 7, 2019

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis 

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.

Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009

DCUK 

Designer label-esque term for a duck, like FCUK.

Did you see those ducks?
Yeah, they were pathetic. Except for that yellow one.
That wasn't a duck, that was a DCUK

DCUK by Klave December 13, 2003

Dfuck 

When your to amazed but want to keep the sentence short

What dfuck is that

Dfuck by Them New Words May 8, 2020

mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr 

when u try to smash your keyboard, but fail and type this.

Some guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (types mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr while smashing the keyboard) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr by Pola4ix February 3, 2022

dfoukylus

when a tv's coloring gets messed up

the tv was dfoukylus

dfoukylus by flakess June 30, 2003