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The most amazing person ever,he will come in the room say something stupid about you and you will just laugh and say you to he is cute his face is something you will want to see every day :) :)
Hey did you hear what Deyson i want to get mad but it was so funny and true.

I know he called me a retard and i was like how did you know?
deyson by Jillian Fucktard November 6, 2017
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Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.
Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.
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deyson • dyson • dayson • deason • Delson • denson • deyon • dyson zone • Deeson • Densonator

dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013

dillon denson 

A very long-headed, big-headed, rich creature.

trademark dillon saying: " you guys are ass"
WARNING: IF U HEAR THIS SAYING U RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOUR LEGS WILL CARRY YOU
( trust me u don't want to get caught up in this)
dillon denson by depressedandre November 21, 2019
A dayson is a person you’d probably rarely meet. It’s a unique name, if I must say so myself. They’re quite nice, when you get to know them they can easily be influenced. Though, they’re actual personality is still deep down and it will shine at the right time. They will either love you with all there heart or hate you. No in between. They wouldn’t replace there friend or family for anything. So in case you find a dayson, just make sure you never loose them.
“Oh hey look, it’s dayson”

“JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael

“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle

“Yay!” Says everyone else in unison
Dayson by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018
{Delson} is the cutest, sweetest little boy you will ever meet, he is open minded, happy, loving and very welcoming. he will do anything to make you smile, and he loves with all his heart <3
wow that boy is so sweet, his name must be Delson
Delson by littlemonster4247 January 4, 2015

dysonpussy 

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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