dewns 

meaning 1. to call it to people who are being a complete jackass or just being stupid.
meaning 2. dewnsey's right-hand man.

1.stop being a dewns.
2.I am dewns.

dewns by joey fahnestock October 31, 2003

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

deansteak

Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout

There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?

deansteak by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012

Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

Disengenuious dense motherfucker 

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

Disengenuious dense motherfucker by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021