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Deanster 

The absolute unit. No mere mortal can compete with his masculinity and overall power. He can swoon any female that enters his gaze and destroy any mans ego. Definitely someone to avoid taking your girlfriend around. He probably has more power but he never shares his feelings.
"I was at a lame party with my boys, then the deanster showed up and had 8 girls on his biceps"
Deanster by XboxliveGamertag April 16, 2019
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Deanster 

A heartless, insensitive jerk who leads people on. Will tell you he cares about you but really doesn't. Has low self esteem. Likes marijuana.
"Hey what's wrong?" "Just that Deanster"
Deanster by happyclowning December 20, 2008
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Deanster 

Someone you can't help but love for their ridiculously lame jokes and personality. A Deanster might be a douchebag to you at times but later is your friend. They also like owls for some odd reason?
Avery: Dude, you're being a serious Deanster right now...
Quinix: Hahayes
Deanster by quickfix66 December 9, 2018
Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
deansteak by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012

deamster 

dmt, spirit molecule, dream powder a way to get down usually smoked but can be taken orally with inhibitors. getting digitial is a must. pineal gland 3rd eye visions.
got down and digitial. im with the spirits right now
deamster spirit molecule dmt rich mans drug
deamster by rollingSPIRIT April 14, 2009

Dansterr 

Someone with a large bubble personality, and or an abundance of checkers in one outfit.
MAN! what a Dansterr!
Dansterr by StanbridgeLive January 25, 2010
He is the Danster.
Danster by Lauren Sparrow December 1, 2003
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