devanism 

The act of being so annoying that you become "a Devan".
"A Devan" is also addicted to masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn.

Devan: hey what's your name? I like apples.
Guy 2: shut up your now a part of devanism
Devan: apples apples apples apples apples
Guy 3: fuck off

devanism by Accidental Anal Man June 8, 2017

Devinism 

The process of switching over from smoking low grade marijauna to high grade marijauna and also taking up the new smoking etiquette that comes with the change (i.e. The Ten Smoking Commandments)

Tommy has been a lot cooler ever since he switched to Devinism, that reggie could make you cough up a lung!!!!

Devinism by Mizzle to the Dankizzle January 14, 2010

devonism 

A general theme or specific knowledge that, over a period of time, ranging from weeks to months, or even years, will repeat from groups of people with no knowledge of the general theme or specific knowledge's occurrence. This event is not a coincidence, and is caused by extreme luck. As Ian Fleming once said, "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's enemy action."

Cristy and I were talking about "Don't Stop Believin'" and not only did it start playing on the car radio thirty minutes later, but the people next to us were talking about it while we watched the movie. It was totally a devonism

devonism by Chevalier January 21, 2010

deanism 

words, phrases/quotes used by dean winchester from the tv show supernatural

I can't stop using deanisms like "you're a walking encyclopedia of weirdness"

deanism by mia_isobelle September 27, 2008

Devonism 

The belief that ties are powerful and Friday when people dress down, is the time to dress up to show superiority over everyone

Devon is a devonism god. He never misses I Friday!

Devonism by The ultimate juice December 8, 2017

Deanism 

The profound self-started religion taken seriously revolving the great leader Shweymar Dean led and enforced by pope Henry Haight

Hey are you christian, Buddhist or Deanism?

Deanism by SweatyBackpack October 31, 2017

Deanism 

Deanism:

For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".

You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.

Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).

Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism

If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.

Deanism by #Deanism May 23, 2013