dejanism 

That moment when you lose controll over your body and mind and just do the most stupid thing possible to fuck up everyone's day..

I tryed to boil water but then dejanism hit me and i spilled the water over my cat

dejanism by j539 November 19, 2017

Dejhanism 

A cult of memes that worships their god Dejha

"Dejhanism is the best cult in the 319"
"Dejhanism is the best meme cult"

Dejhanism by Dejhanist October 16, 2018

deanism 

words, phrases/quotes used by dean winchester from the tv show supernatural

I can't stop using deanisms like "you're a walking encyclopedia of weirdness"

deanism by mia_isobelle September 27, 2008

devanism 

The act of being so annoying that you become "a Devan".
"A Devan" is also addicted to masturbating to hardcore lesbian porn.

Devan: hey what's your name? I like apples.
Guy 2: shut up your now a part of devanism
Devan: apples apples apples apples apples
Guy 3: fuck off

devanism by Accidental Anal Man June 8, 2017

Deanism 

The profound self-started religion taken seriously revolving the great leader Shweymar Dean led and enforced by pope Henry Haight

Hey are you christian, Buddhist or Deanism?

Deanism by SweatyBackpack October 31, 2017

Deanism 

Deanism:

For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".

You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.

Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).

Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism

If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.

Deanism by #Deanism May 23, 2013

Delanism

a person who enjoys candle wax being put on their privates, and rubs sheep blood on their face at the same time, if you harm someone with delanism, they will think of creative ways to rape you

"dude i shot a kid with delanism and they got shamoo on my ass.... literally" - Derek S.

Delanism by Brian & Ryu May 13, 2005