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Encyclopedia 

how someone behaves while intoxicated - sharing random facts and definitions to those around them.
Cassie - Jordan what did you just say?
Jordan -In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator!
Cassie - Wow, I didn't know you knew that - You're such an encyclopedia!
Jordan - I know, it's because I'm drunk!!
Encyclopedia by lids94 March 9, 2012

encyclopedia 

big books that have lots of words in them that only tools read.
I saw that tool, Mike with an encyclopedia.

Encyclopedia 

paper Google bound in book form. Usually made of several volumes of books.
The storm knocked out the power so I had to rely on Paper Google to do my schoolwork. i.e. Encyclopedia
Encyclopedia by Stonecrow May 22, 2018

Encyclopedia 

A wooden internet, cut into very small pieces
Jerry: What's an encyclopedia?
Professor: A wooden internet, cut into very small pieces
Encyclopedia by adkjladfjafd March 27, 2021

Encyclopedia 

The encyclopedia is the brother of a Thesaurus.

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

Basically the asshole of the Internet. Right between [4chan] (the left butt cheek) and Omegle (the right butt cheek)
The average Encyclopedia Dramatica article:
<Insert name of random person here> likes sucking dicks and eating shit for breakfast.
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