A FRIKIN AWESOME MAFIA MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her mother was dissected in her science classroom. We all love her when she stands on chairs and punches our
boyfriends! All Devanies are not allowed to be over 4' 11 3/4" and must drive giant Ford pickup trucks with sticks
in the back. Devanies are all obsessed with
the color red, the number thirteen, and Italians.
Devanie: What are you gonna do in
Spanish class?
Random Catholic:
I don't know, be like "HEY what's up?"
Devanie: No, you'd be like "HOLA que pasa?"
Devanie: What are they dissecting in there?"
Random Catholic: YOUR MOM!!!
Devanie: I'm gonna stand on a chair and PUNCH HIM
IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!