For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".
You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.
Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).
Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism
If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.
The insertion of a complex and infrequently used word in a sentence. The use of such word typically occurs once in a lifetime, such as in one's 8th grade vocabulary test.
My first Duanism of the day came when I said the word "superfluous" when I could have easily said someone put extra and irrelevant information in the report.