For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".
You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.
Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).
Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism
If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.
The insertion of a complex and infrequently used word in a sentence. The use of such word typically occurs once in a lifetime, such as in one's 8th grade vocabulary test.
My first Duanism of the day came when I said the word "superfluous" when I could have easily said someone put extra and irrelevant information in the report.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*