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despacito 2

New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA
despacito 2 by shoot nugget June 9, 2018

Despacito spider 

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!
I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."
Despacito spider by Veridicule December 26, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito 

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.
"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

despacito 3 

new song by luis fonsi and daddy yankee with guest appearances of shrek, ali-a, adolf hitler, spongebob and gru
a sequel of despacito 2
i fucking love despacito 3
despacito 3 by massive willy July 8, 2018

despacito 69 

A song created by drake and ninja in fortnite
Hey, have you heard despacito 69 yet?
despacito 69 by Aydenator331 June 15, 2018

despacito 2

the pure meaning of life itself
Ni🅱🅱a: E
Trump: despacito 2
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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